The Week of Hell

Deaths and Attacks

 * Caroline - Got attacked by Callie the Clown with a chainsaw while she was trying to grab some milk from the fridge.


 * Sara - Got her head sawed off by a lawnmower during the Sexy Gopher Slut challenge.

Scenes
Welcome to Hell Week

Jessie: Ok pledges, welcome to Hell Week, the one week of the year where there's serious danger for you guys.

Carly: Wait, why are we in serious danger?

Jessie: Because if you want to be a Kappa, you must survive Hell Week.

Yuki: There will be a series of dangerous challenges for you girls to survive in.

CJ: Oh god, this is crazy.

Jessie: Not really. However, if you get killed trying to save another pledge, you get to skip the rest of Hell Week.

CJ: What the hell? That rule is crazy too!

Jessie: CJ shut up, you're the one who's going crazy by the minute.

Cleaning Things Up

Caroline: First challenge for Hell Week is to scrub each and every floor of this house.

Yuki: It's a new challenge since the maid died.

Jocelyn: What the fuck!? Jessie KILLED her.

Jessie: Not true, I only wanted to prank you bitches, but somehow the fryer was accidentally turned on. End of story.

Jocelyn: But...

Jessie: END. OF. STORY!!!!

20 minutes later...

Jessie: Oh my gosh, scrub harder bitches, and don't use too much water!

Charlotte: Well this never would have happened if you hadn't fried the maid's face off!

Jessie: Charlotte oh my gosh, that was a total accident! I did not know the fryer was on!

Charlotte: (whispers to CJ) If we get the chance later on, let's get Jessie arrested for frying Ms Vane's face off.

CJ: Agreed.

Chainsaw Attack!

(Caroline wakes up and opens the door)

Jessie: Number 5, what the hell are you doing up at this hour?!

Caroline: I just want a glass of milk from the fridge.

Jessie: Ok, but just be quick, you're starting to annoy me.

Caroline: (enters kitchen and makes a glass of milk for herself)

(chainsaw noises are heard from the kitchen)

Caroline: Who's there?

(chainsaw noises get louder)

Caroline: Oh my gosh, I gotta call the cops! (calls 911) Hello police, there's some kind of clown with a CHAINSAW in the kitchen!

Sandra: Say what!? That's just silly. (hangs up)

Caroline: No don't hang up... oh man!

(Clown raises chainsaw)

Caroline: (screams) OH SHIT!!! (hides behind the couch and calls 911 again) Hello 911, there is a clown attacking me with a chainsaw and I'm not joking!!!

Toni: Woah! Me and Da'Vonne will arrive to you asap, clown attacks are very common in this part of history.

Caroline: Ok thanks guys. (sees the clown) Double shit!!!

Jessie: Ok Number 5, what the hell is going on down here? You wanted your glass of milk, and now I see you fucking around in the living room.

Caroline: I've called the cops and this clown is attacking me with a chainsaw!

Jessie: What clown?

Caroline: (gasps) The clown just ran off, leaving its chainsaw behind.

Buried and Afraid

Kumiko: The Sexy Gopher Slut challenge is one of the oldest traditions in Kappa House.

Yuki: You girls get to stay up all night, getting to know each other and trying to keep the ants from crawling into your panties, while the Jessies and I are going to party in the living room all night.

Kumiko: Good night ladies.

(Kumiko and Yuki leave)

Kim: Guys, I can't move at all.

Charlotte: I think that's the point, idiot.

Christine: I'm actually enjoying this.

Sara: Hey guys, what do you think Ariana Grande is doing right now?

At around 4am...

Rachel-Lou: What time is it? It's got to be like 4 or 5 in the morning.

Carly: Did hear that? I said did you hear that?!

Sara: What are you guys talking about?

(Lawnmower turns on)

Rachel-Lou: Holy crap, do I hear killer noises or am I crazy?

Mia: Jessie, is that you?

Sara: I'm going to ask for the last time, will you speak up!?

Rachel-Lou: Is that a lawnmower? (screams) help me, help me, help me, HELP ME!!!

Sara: Are you screaming?

Rachel-Lou: HELP ME!!!

(Everyone except Sara screams)

Sara: Are you singing an Ariana Grande song?

(everyone screams, while Sara sings Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande)

Sara: Something bout you... HOLY CRAP!

(Lawnmower decapitates Sara, everyone else screams)

Trivia

 * Caroline is the first person to encounter with Callie the Clown, and survive.


 * Sara is the first pledge to get killed.