Seven and a Half Minutes in Hell

Deaths and Attacks

 * Jessie - Received a minor concussion by Callie the Clown as she was attacked by her.

Scenes
Dean Wants To Shut Down The College

Dean: Ok, the reason why I've grouped you two houses together is because you guys are most likely to get killed by that serial killer dressed as a clown.

Hal: Aw seriously, come on man.

Dean: Yes this is serious, so far 4 people have been killed since the school year started.

Toni: Wait, let's go over who got killed so far.

Da'Vonne: Ms Vane, Deaf Ariana Grande, Kumiko and Lachlan.

Sandra: Isn't it 5 people because some guy got killed at a gas station, trying to protect Yuki here?

Da'Vonne: He doesn't count cuz that guy wasn't a student.

Toni: Ms Vane also doesn't count because she wasn't a student either.

Da'Vonne: But she was a servant in the Kappa House.

Toni: Still, not a student.

Da'Vonne: Also, Carly Fallon has been kidnapped.

Toni: She's a student, however she doesn't count because she isn't dead.

Sandra: So Dean Lavene, will the school still be open?

Dean: The school will be closed.

(everyone gasps)

Jessie: WHAT?! First you interrupt our 600th Simpsons episode party, and now you're cancelling Halloween? Oh my gosh, I wish you were dead, Dean!

Caleb: Jessie is so getting the blame for this! I hope something bad happens to you!

Hal: Yeah, it was our only opportunity to walk around shirtless without any consequences.

Yuki: And we were going to dress as sluts.

Jessie: (narrating) So as Dean Lavene cancels Halloween for us, everyone gave me the evil eye and went to bed.

 Jessie Gets a Rash 

Caroline: Hey Jess, I can see a rash on your butt.

Yuki: Yeah, I think you should see a doctor about that.

Jessie: Ok, but #3, please call 911 about this.

Yuki: Ok

2 hours later...

Doctor: I can see that there is a rash on your bottom.

Jessie: I know, #3 told me.

Doctor: Who's #3?

Jessie: My sister.

Doctor: Ok, to get rid of that rash, here's a bottle of chloidal silver to clear that rash out.

Jessie: Thank you.

 Jessie Turns Blue 

Jessie: (narrating) So the next morning, I expected the rash on my butt to clear off...

(alarm goes off and Jessie turns it off and gets out of bed and enters bathroom)

Jessie: (narrating) ...unfortunately, the result was not as I expected at all.

Jessie: (looks at the mirror and screams)

Yuki: Oh my gosh, what happened Jessie?

Jessie: I took some silver just like the doctor told me to and then when I woke up this morning, I ended up with blue skin.

Caroline: Well now you can easily pick out what to be for Halloween. You can go as a blueberry, or one of those avatars from that James Cameron movie.

Jessie: Get OUT!!! Get out, get out, GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Caroline and Yuki run out of the bathroom as Jessie locks the door)

Let The Party Games Begin